First, yes, those reviews are coming; I've had to scrap and rewrite a few, especially considering the volume of excellent criticism of All-Star Superman that's been published while I've been draggin' along.
Second, I will in no way be observing International Talk Like a Pirate Day. For God's sake, people, what are you, twelve? By the same token, I'm not going to put up a giant header image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster saying "LOL WUT" or randomly punctuate my writing with exhortations to join me in PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME. Leave your baseball bat at home, it will find no purchase here.
And get off my lawn.